Would you ever audition for American Idol?

*In Doya's Imagination

Ok So here I am Auditioning for American Idol.

I am outside with Ryan cracking jokes (most are really sexual).This guy really cracks me up.It is my turn now. Ryan hugs me good luck.

I enter the room , greet the Judges. Randy asks me a few questions, Paul compliments me on my looks, especialy the hair. Simon is just sitting there with his hands crossed and asks what I will sing, I tell him "Hero by Mariah Carey". He Says go on.

I open my mouth to sing but no words come out. I close my mouth, take a deep breath and try again. I start to sing.

And then a Hero comes along

With the Strength to carry on

and you cast your fears aside

and you know you cant survive

but when you feel like hope is gone

look inside you and be strong

and you'd finally see the truth

that a herol lies in you.

I stop singing and hold my breath waiting for the judges to say something. I look at Randy and he shakes his head.

Randy: aww,Dawg, You see your voice was real pitchy and all over the place. It just did not hit the Yo! factor, know what am saying?It just wasn't wow for me. sorry dude.

Paula: Well, I think you are a very beautuful person, very lovely, you have an amazing uh, voice, (Simon is trying to cut her off but she shoo's him with her hands) you look great, you sang really well, but sorry honey, i just think i will have to pass. but you are an amazing singer. Keep up the good work!

(its hard for me to listen to what she is saying cuz am like really staring at her boobs.. er, blouse ..lol)

Simon: What the BLOODY HELL was that? That was Rubbish!That was a complete and utter mess!!! I have absolutely no idea what you just sang. I don't even know why we are bothering with this conversation, you are absolutely atrocious! With a voice like that, I think you should not bother speaking in public, let alone singing! Really! that was just hideous!

(at this point , paula interuppts him and ask him not to be rude)

They all start then to argue and try to decide if I made it through Hollywood or not (I still think there's a chance..lol..hey! ma imagination..i decide wateva..lol)

So in the end we all decided it was best if we just shut up forget
about Auditions and Hollywood..and just make out!!

ok so how do you think your audition would be like?